Friday, September 11, 2009

Could I have turned into my Mother!!!!

Oh how I love to document and this is just too perfect not to. I got a kick out of this when Mck mama wrote a similar post.

Take a few minutes and think about what you say to your children throughout the day. When you can remove yourself from the moment it is truly hilarious.
My days go something like this.

Get out of the sink. That doesn’t mean you go to the other sink.

Put the toilet seat down.

Go to your room and get your socks. Are you more afraid of me or the ghosts?

Don’t bring that bug in the house.

Can you stop talking for one minute, Please? I can’t think.

You can only ask me three more questions.

Stop using my furniture as a jungle gym.

Stop licking the table.

Why would you thing that is a good idea?

Throw your toy one more time and its going in the garbage.

Turn the light off for the thousandth time.

Stop putting your science project on your wart.

This is not up for discussion or debate, just do what I said.

How did that happen? What do you mean you don’t know? It’s only the two of us in this house and I know I didn’t do it.

Please put your sneakers on we have to go. I said...go put your sneakers on. What are you waiting for, we have to go. Are they your sneakers?

Finish your food, please. Wow! That was fast. Where is your plate? You never throw your food in the garbage.

What do you mean you were just looking at the wallpaper and it fell off the wall?

Moms.....what do you say?



  1. Cute post. I can certainly relate. What's worse is when my kids start repeating things I say.

  2. I have something for you in my blog.

  3. That is hilarious! I have never given much thought to what I actually say and what it would sound like written down like that. Might have to try it. This is a great post!!

  4. I am trying to count how many of these I say regularly...I'm not sure if that's good or bad???? Ha! Ha! Very comical and right on the nose!

  5. Very funny! I feel like I tell my kids 100 times a day to put on their shoes! Hope you are having a great weekend!

  6. Marianne..this post was too funny..I think it is one of your all time best posts...truly funny..I just heard your voice in my head when I was reading it..I going to try and keep a list of my go to lines just for fun.



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