Take a few minutes and think about what you say to your children throughout the day. When you can remove yourself from the moment it is truly hilarious.
My days go something like this.
Get out of the sink. That doesn’t mean you go to the other sink.
Put the toilet seat down.
Go to your room and get your socks. Are you more afraid of me or the ghosts?
Don’t bring that bug in the house.
Can you stop talking for one minute, Please? I can’t think.
You can only ask me three more questions.
Stop using my furniture as a jungle gym.
Stop licking the table.
Why would you thing that is a good idea?
Throw your toy one more time and its going in the garbage.
Turn the light off for the thousandth time.
Stop putting your science project on your wart.
This is not up for discussion or debate, just do what I said.
How did that happen? What do you mean you don’t know? It’s only the two of us in this house and I know I didn’t do it.
Please put your sneakers on we have to go. I said...go put your sneakers on. What are you waiting for, we have to go. Are they your sneakers?
Finish your food, please. Wow! That was fast. Where is your plate? You never throw your food in the garbage.
What do you mean you were just looking at the wallpaper and it fell off the wall?
Moms.....what do you say?